I am concerned that audiences have been missing out on Sass’s equally brilliant spinoff reality TV game show, General Selections. To be fair, that’s probably because the studio behind Sass only releases a season of the spinoff every five years. Fortunately, it’s almost time for the next season, its seventh, which kicks off early in 2024.
. The ratings are in and, unsurprisingly, Season 30 has been one of Sass’s most watched. Not since Season 1 have there been so many eyes glued to screens in anticipation of this viral show’s ever-scarier plot twists, jump scares and gruesome portrayal of violence and gangsterism.
To catch you up before it starts, General Selections is a dance competition inspired by Sass. As we all know, the performing arts are an integral part of the Sass universe, where dance moves are the most important, and sometimes only, skills needed to reach the highest offices in the land. Hence, General Selections features various dance crews competing for a spot in the National Ensemble, which I’m sure you know is the governing class of dancers, stage performers and fabulously entertaining clowns that rule our country. The best dancers get to keep their spot for the next five years until the next season, and even longer if they can keep viewers distracted and capture their emotional state with new dance trickery.
These senior citizens were once the country’s most revolutionary dancers. I wish you’d seen some of their dance routines in seasons one and two. They were praised around the world. But over the past four seasons greed, infighting, greed, corruption, greed and incompetence have led to increasingly lacklustre performances, and as a result they have lost many of their best dancers.
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