Effing and blinding upset my wee girl... then we left the house for Fir Park - Tam Cowan
Could you no’ just have sent her to bed without any supper?Yes, folks, that was the predictable reaction on social media last week when I announced I was taking my wee girl to her first ever Motherwell match.And I must disagree with Sir Lindsay Hoyle who claimed the funeral of Her Majesty the Queen was the most important event the world will ever see.
If the ref had added on half an hour for Hearts’ time-wasting and Louis Moult had scored four, I think I’d still be scraping her off the ceiling. On a day I’ll never forget, we nearly missed the kick-off. Yep, we were queued up at the gate when Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby suddenly jumped in front of us…Over the course of the afternoon, I reckon she learned three or four new words - none of which I’ve begged her to repeat in class - but, to be honest, the bad language has calmed down at Fir Park ever since former boss Graham Alexander got his jotters.
By the way, I loved the response on Twitter when one of Meghan Markle’s tedious critics slagged her for having bare arms at a funeral.Alas, zero sympathy for Prince Andrew when he shed a few tears.While another suggested: “He’s just heard that Pizza Express is closed today.” Years ago, one of my mates was invited to The Lada Owners’ Christmas Ball. The invitation stated: “Please arrive 7pm for 11.30pm…”I met someone yesterday who claims to have watched an episode of Piers Morgan Uncensored on Talk TV.
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