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People often fall in love with the person who is worst for them, which is good news for you.You will find yourself lost in a strange new world in which the hairless, vaguely simian natives seem to be trying to communicate with you.Don’t worry if you don’t understand the complex, yet seemingly effortless, unfolding of the universe. After all, you’re stupid.You’ll raise self-involvement to new heights by taking the discovery of a new species of insect as a personal affront.
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