A very scientific and precise ranking of just how strange each StrangerThings episode is, rated on a scale of zero to five melted rats
Did something strange just happen in this suburban living room? You bet it did! Photo: Courtesy of Netflix Spoilers ahead for the entire third season of Stranger Things.
“Chapter One: Suzie, Do You Copy?” Where does Mike Wheeler get off disrespecting Hopper like that? Photo: Courtesy of Netflix Strange Thing: Leave it to Stranger Things to lure us in with neon ’80s nostalgia and budding teen romances only to shove our faces in exploding, melting rats. Thousands of them. Possessed by the Mind Flayer in order to begin building his monster. Did I mention the rats were melting? Melting.
Stranger Thing: Wow, Joyce Byers. Way to stand up Hopper after he puts his feelings out there and invites you to a nice Italian dinner at Enzo’s and even buys a special Magnum P.I. shirt for the occasion.
How Strange Is This Episode? Three out of five melted rats, mainly because it’s weird that Eleven would be into Ralph Macchio. She seems more like a Michael J. Fox kind of girl. “Chapter Five: The Flayed” Flesh monster, smlesh monster, Steve won a fight! Photo: Netflix Strange Thing: Melting rats are the grossest thing to ever be on this show, they said! Nothing could ever be worse than melting rats, they said! Oh, friend, feast your eyes on melting people. When Nancy and Jonathan find Misogynists of the Year Tom and Bruce causing chaos outside of Mrs. Driscoll’s hospital room, it’s very conflicting. On the one hand, no one deserves to be flayed.
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