'We're on the 5,020th day of the 2016 election and you want me to spend a weekend feeling weirdsies about the movement of the spheres? I object!' oureric writes:
For a long time I've operated under the assumption that what the Moon does is none of my business. Yes, the Moon is responsible for tides and werewolves and, yes, I am against those things but until one of our elected leaders is brave enough to put forth legislation calling for the arrest and trial of the Moon, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that. The Moon's gravitational pull is slowing the rotation of the Earth, adding 2.
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