'We didn't touch your puppet election': The Chinese embassy's imagined thoughts on interference

Dear Diary: We didn\u0027t touch your puppet election. Would you \u0027influence\u002Dpeddle\u0027 a pig if you knew the pig’s fate was to become pork?

But no, it appears Canada’s crisis of “foreign interference” is nothing more than a paranoid and hysterical reaction to a strong China standing on its own two feet.

But other than that, we see no differentiation between Justin Trudeau and the various other puppets who are chosen on occasion to project a patina of independence over this Anglo-American petroleum colony. Would you “influence-peddle” a pig if you knew the pig’s fate was to become pork?We cannot blame Canada for its anti-China prejudice, of course. As in all things, the Canadians are merely parroting the avaricious commands of their American puppet-masters.

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