Uninvited guests know how to stand out

KWANELE NDLOVU | Uninvited guests know how to stand out

So I guess anyone tying the knot this season should really make peace with this and prepare for everlasting memories of a special day celebrated with"who is that guy though?" and all their loved ones.

They will be busy. Uninvited guests have insane energy. They need the rest room mirrors every half hour to just go look at themselves in disbelief for cracking yet another exclusive wedding invite. They will be inappropriately dressed. Chances are, the girl with a freakum dress and torn stalkings spilling champagne and screaming"love always wins" does not know the names of the wedded couple.

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