Jose Mourinho back at Chelsea? That is a ludicrous idea. Ludicrous, but also hilarious. What if Todd Boehly listens to his Shoulder Devil? Again.
: He was at Tottenham for 18 months.: Look at the players he’s now got to work with. He’s not had these same resources at Tottenham or Roma, and he won’t complain about not getting a centre-back like he did at Manchester United because we can just buy him one.: Come on, we’ve already spent £600m. We need a manager who’s going to work with and improve the talented young players that, for better or worse, we’re stuck with.
: We’ve always done this. We’ll just get another great manager to come in, pick up the pieces, win something and leave. And it won’t be dull. You must be intrigued. He’s box office, unlike the guy you just sacked who probably worked in one while Mourinho was winning Champions League titles.: He rides a f***ing skateboard to work. We’ve tried one hipster already. ‘Ooo look at me I like pressing from the front, quinoa and hackying sacks’. We need an iron fist and a low block.