This Vibrator Review Is The Best Thing You'll Read All Day

'My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared.'

. It boasts ten vibration patterns as well as a sucking and pulsing suction that works in tandem with the vibrations and a handle of sorts that “slips into the vagina and comes to rest alongside the g-spot and sensitive surrounding tissue.” That sounds enjoyable.

“It was delivered within 2 days of ordering, so it’s already off to a good start. Opening the very discreet box, instructions say 2.5 hour charge time. Not too bad, I plug this lil bad boy in. While the kids are at school waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some erotica my friend and fellow queenie, recommended because I don’t have time to screw around waiting to get into “the mood,” she wrote.

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