Third-Grader Clearly Biting Off More Than He Can Chew At Elementary School Book Fair

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Third-Grader Clearly Biting Off More Than He Can Chew At Elementary School Book Fair
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COLUMBUS, OH—Watching in disbelief as the youngster added another children’s novel to his quickly growing stack, sources confirmed Thursday that local third-grader Hayden Schmidt was clearly biting off more than he could chew at his elementary school book fair. “This kid is in way over his head here—there’s no way…

COLUMBUS, OH—Watching in disbelief as the youngster added another children’s novel to his quickly growing stack, sources confirmed Thursday that local third-grader Hayden Schmidt was clearly biting off more than he could chew at his elementary school

book fair. “This kid is in way over his head here—there’s no way he’s going to read something as long as,” said eyewitness Marissa Chandler, scoffing and shaking her head as she noted that the 8-year-old already had a pretty full plate after selecting

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