In a series where it's scam or be scammed, the girlies who did the former secured more than a bag: They got a happy ending.
compared to the diabolical deception of what I like to call the Grifter Girlies™, otherwise known as, Mia, Lucia, Daphne, Valentina and Harper. Let’s take stock, shall we?a queer awakening to become the hotel’s permanent pianist. Lucia hit both father and
son and the holy spirit blessed her with $50,000. Daphne made a deep-pocketed, semi-domesticated douche-bag her ball-and-chain, forever securing herself a life of bliss, beautiful vistas, and blue-eyed children by way of her trainer . Valentina fired Giuseppe and installed an in-house friend with benefits.
And then there’s Harper. To an untrained eye, it may have appeared throughout the season that Little Ms. Withering Stare got the short end of the spritz. In the end, however, Harper acquired what she wanted from her husband: a reaction, and sex. Did she throw it back for his college buddy just to get it? Perhaps. You would too. However, let’s just say she. Imagine their romp was simply a ruse; that in order to get back at her gaslighting husband, she gaslit him in a long con of her own.
In conclusion: Ladies, we might lose our right to bodily autonomy. And if you’re heterosexual, there’s a real shot we’ll be bored. A lot. But as the world continues to worsen, and the gulf between the haves and have-nots only widens, never forget that we are entitled to scam. As a great oracle once said: Get that bread, get that head, then leave. Or, in Harper and Daphe’s case, stay...until you want to leave. Anyway, I hear the White Lotus in Valhalla is to die for.
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