The Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Have Fun In The Sun

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The Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Have Fun In The Sun
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Deciding which products will fulfill your basic needs or fill that gaping hole in your heart can be stressful. The Onion’s Test Sweatshop is here to help.

’s Test Sweatshop recommends the best products for staying safe and having fun in the summer months.Boasting thick layers of chain mail, leather, and steel, this suit of armor is the perfect way to shield your child’s delicate skin from the scorching light of day.

This compact speaker set provides eardrum-shaking beats emanating from every single grain of sand around you.This electrically insulated chest is specially designed to keep beer, soda, and perishable foods at a cozy 78 degrees.These are the pinnacle of Apple AirPod design, and feature active noise cancelling, a transparency mode for when you need to hear what’s around you, spatial audio for accuracy, adaptive EQ, and are even sweat resistant.

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