We asked moms to tell all. They delivered.
And, you guys, this path is a seriously gross one.Sure, there are the adorable babies. But there are also hemorrhoids, and using yourself as a human puke shield, and suddenlyIn the spirit of sharing and normalizing, we asked moms across Canada to submit stories about the grossest parts of motherhood no one warned them about. And hold onto your Depends, because they seriously came through.
"My 'poo baby' was born about a week after my twins, took me over an hour to deliver into my in-laws' toilet, and about 10 minutes for my poor husband to break up and get flushed down the toilet as I sobbed, nursed my bleeding and bruised asshole, and also nursed my babies who had been crying for the last 30 minutes of the 'delivery' since they had just woken up starving from sleep.
! Enough said. That was alarming and painful, and actually did go away but would come back again and then some if I had more babies."! ... I waited 12.5 weeks postpartum to attempt sex ... It wasn't as bad as I was expecting ... but it wasn't fireworks either. A few days later, I decided to take out the handheld mirror just 'for fun' and squat over it . I immediately saw a red blob at the opening of my vag. Was it blood? Did my husband ruin me? Was it a blister? I poked it.
"So here I am, writing this with an extra blob of skin down there because who the eff wants black discharge. Childbirth is fun."Some women may experience mild hemorrhoids.
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