'Husband has an appointment at 10:10. He got in the shower at 9:54. This is why I have anxiety.'
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 My husband just asked me in the kindest voice if I wanted some water, and I said, "You know, I'd love some water?" And I turned around and he was carrying the dog's water bowl to her....Surprised my wife with potato chips. She didn’t ask for it, the bag just fell on her when she opened the cabinet.Me: what we thinkin for dinner?! We have those pork chops in the freezer or I could make soup.
I’d never turn down pizza either haha*flashes to lip-syncing Spice Girl songs in bathroom mirror, shoveling in Doritos like I’m wearing a feedbag, ugly-crying in the shower*My wife started loading the dishwasher a different way, and I’m not quite sure how to proceed here.I love traveling with my husband because it gives us an opportunity to bicker in new and exotic locations.