Fried chicken sandwiches, drewmagary invites you to join the dark side
are finally, safely in your rearview. That’s because you are stupid. You’re laboring under the assumption that Americans are now over evolving iterations of fried chicken. This is not true and it will never be true. Fried chicken is a god food and Americans respect it too much to let it go. And the fried chicken sandwich remains an ideal vessel OF that god food.For background: I have had both the Chick-fil-A sandwich and the Popeyes sandwich. They’re both good, because of course they are.
As it stands now, the only place that uses dark meat is David Chang’s Fuku, which has a grand total of five locations nationwide and includes all of the unpleasant, casual militancy of the Chang empire’s other restaurants. I shouldn’t have to rely on one of the designated food oligarchs to make this upgraded chicken sandwich a reality on a national scale. Dark meat is cheaper than white meat. It also happens to have, you know, flavor.
As a teenager, I bussed tables at an Austrian restaurant. Given my age and hygiene, I had no problem eating the more pristine leftovers I brought into the kitchen from the restaurant’s dining room, including bread, steak, and entire lobster tails. But the best food I scavenged was a traditional Austrian fried chicken dish called backhendl. At our restaurant, the dickhead chef prepared it using a deboned leg quarter and it came out of the fryer looking like a failed bialy.
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