Telltale Signs You Are Gentrifying Your Neighborhood

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Telltale Signs You Are Gentrifying Your Neighborhood
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Oh, please, you know exactly why your neighborhood is suddenly a “hot” place to live. Here are several signs you are gentrifying your neighborhood.

You Were The First To Buy A Tomato That Cost $7.25

The little gourmet market just wanted to see if anyone would take the bait, and you did, meaning they’ll feel reasonably safe keeping the price there from now on.While it seems like a nice gesture, paying your landlord more rent than requested may encourage them to raise rent for other tenants, too.Just stroll down the block and watch as long-neglected cracks and holes in the pavement magically fill themselves in as you, the neighborhood’s savior, walk past them.

And worse, children are forced to listen to your rambling coming of age stories instead of learning reading and math.You know you’re a gentrifier when the landlord actually picks up the phone instead of just waiting for the millipedes to drive you out of your apartment.You Kicked A Little Old Lady Out Of Her Apartment And Told The Landlord, “I’ll Pay Double.”You Kicked A Little Old Lady Out Of Her Apartment And Told The Landlord, “I’ll Pay Double.

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