“FBI agents raided Mar-a-Lago,” Colbert told his audience, giddy. “That is the most beautiful sentence America has ever produced.”
“It may be hot outside, but in here, it’s Christmas. Because yesterday, we all got the present we wanted: FBI agents raided Mar-a-Lago,” said Colbert, eliciting cheers from the audience. He then giggled with sheer glee. “That is the most beautiful sentence America has ever produced,” he continued. “It’s right up there with ‘We put cheese inside the crust.’”
Colbert went on to explain details of the raid, which took place early Monday morning when the FBI executed a search warrant on Trump’s offices and personal quarters. “I feel bad for those agents,” Colbert said, breaking into an impersonation of an FBI agent tasked with searching Trump’s residence. “Sir, I finished searching the cabinet full of empty chicken buckets. Where should I go next? Please don’t say the bathroom,” he quipped.
Monday’s Mar-a-Lago raid was apparently part of an investigation launched by the National Archives and Records Administration, said Colbert. “That’s right: He’s gonna get taken down by the librarians,” he continued, prompting more cheers. “They’re coming for you, baby. They’re organized. They know where everything is. And you never know which way they’re coming, because they’re so quiet. They are silent but deadly.
The National Archives and Records Administration began the investigation into Trump when the organization discovered that the former president took 15 boxes from the White House that contained government documents, mementos, gifts, and letters, including correspondence with North Korean leader
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