The two reality stars head to Dairy Queen in the most recent episode of “Welcome to Crappie Lake,” resulting in a surprisingly touching (and funny) scene.
of any reality show I’ve seen all year), but it was their stop for sustenance at the local Dairy Queen that will live on in my heart.heart. For Sonja and Luann, the DQ trip will be living on in their farts.After their trip to the animal shelter, the modern Laverne and Shirley climb back into their pickup truck, where Luann proudly announces, “Let’s go to Dairy Queen, I took my digestive enzymes before we left.” Immediately, Sonja’s face lights up.
But I digress. Sonja and Luann pull up to the DQ drive-thru, take one look at the menu, and are already overwhelmed. “Oh my God, I want everything,” Luann says, echoing the exact same words I uttered the last time I was at a Dairy Queen, far too many years ago. But the thing about Dairy Queen is that, even if everything on the menu looks good, you know exactly what you want when you roll up to that window. Your order calls to you, softly, from the moment you even decide to go to DQ.
“The problem is, Luann and I really don’t do dairy,” Sonja says in her confessional, over shots of them giddily receiving a boatload of lactose. “Luann shat a whole bed once. They had to remove the mattress.”to Cartagena, Colombia, in Season 10, which miraculously did not end in a shipwreck, but still managed to destroy the gut biomes forever. Luann did, quite literally, shit her bed in the night.
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