BOWLING GREEN, OH—Complaining about the “woke mind virus” that had taken over the campus, Bowling Green State University economics professor Gerard Admussen told reporters Monday that the overly sensitive college students require a trigger warning before seeing his penis. “Back in my day, seeing a teacher’s half-erect…
BOWLING GREEN, OH—Complaining about the “woke mind virus” that had taken over the campus, Bowling Green State University economics professor Gerard Admussen told reporters Monday that the overly sensitive college students require a trigger warning before seeing his penis.
“Back in my day, seeing a teacher’s half-erect penis was the norm, but now these babies are all about needing consent before I whip out my dick,” said Admussen, adding that having a civilized exchange of cock was just a part of growing up and you couldn’t live your life walking on eggshells every time you heard a zipper pulled down.
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