Politician Supports Right Of Protesters To Assemble Anywhere SUV Can Plow Through Them

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Politician Supports Right Of Protesters To Assemble Anywhere SUV Can Plow Through Them
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WASHINGTON—In response to the continuing debate over the ethics of public demonstration, Rep. Lyle Goodrich (R-CA) told reporters Wednesday that he supports the right of protesters to assemble anywhere an SUV can plow through them. “Americans absolutely have the right to make their voices heard in public spaces where…

WASHINGTON—In response to the continuing debate over the ethics of public demonstration, Rep. Lyle Goodrich told reporters Wednesday that he supports the right of protesters to assemble anywhere an SUV can plow through them.

citizens have the right to have their arms, legs, and skulls pinned under the tires of a large pickup truck, or even a mid-size sedan. The founders are very clear on the right to assemble anywhere a 5,000-pound vehicle can take out a dozen in a single maniac burst, and the First Amendment protects your right to make your voice heard while shouting from the wheel well of an Escalade.

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