Police Feel Bad After Easily Solving Series Of Riddles Serial Killer Obviously Put A Lot Of Work Into

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Police Feel Bad After Easily Solving Series Of Riddles Serial Killer Obviously Put A Lot Of Work Into
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OGDEN, UT—Admitting the capital offender had obviously put a lot of work into the clues, Ogden police officials told reporters Monday they felt bad after easily solving a serial killer’s series of riddles. “I hate to say it, because this guy obviously spent a lot of time writing all these cryptic notes he thought…

OGDEN, UT—Admitting the capital offender had obviously put a lot of work into the clues, Ogden police officials told reporters Monday they felt bad after easily solving a serial killer’s series of riddles.

“I hate to say it, because this guy obviously spent a lot of time writing all these cryptic notes he thought would confound us at every turn, but we very quickly found all the bodies,” said Detective Jeff Hobbes, adding that it was really unfortunate how much effort alleged murderer Ron Wilmers put into the symbols and wordplay of his puzzles, only to have police instantly decipher them and locate his next victim.

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