A guide to throwing a gag-worthy party in the comfort of your tiny apartment.
Welcome to On The List , NYLON’S column with comedian Melissa Rich, here to illuminate the state of nightlife, one party at a time.
Now is the time that we look forward to parties of the future, but not without looking back at the year that was, to say thank you for the open bars, the great DJs, and the free food that was actually good food. A few stand out in my mind: the Grailed party where they rented out Cervo’s. To have nearly unlimited 50/50 Martinis and oysters at one of downtown’s culinary treasures? Heaven.
The first, I fear, will be the most polarizing. If you are letting us into your spacious-enough sanctuary, it’s fair that you’d prefer the remnants of the city stay outside the door. However, a “shoes off” mandate absolutely shifts the vibe. If we’re doing a cozy on-the-couch party, fine. But if we’re standing? If there’s potential for dancing? Consider respecting your guests’ desire to conceal their true height, maintain outfit continuity, and simply bleach the floors tomorrow.
A crippling fear that guests may leave hungry is very healthy for a host to maintain. In an ideal world, all we would serve is caviar bumps, but there are many quick, easy and satisfying hors d’oeuvres that will keep your guests happy and you unstressed. I, personally, am obsessed with prosciutto wrapped around cheese. It’s delicious and objectively gorgeous to look at. I love brie and a non-labor-intensive cheese plate.
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