Nextdoor CEO Recruits Army Of Fanatics For Holy Crusade To Reclaim Neighborhood

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Nextdoor CEO Recruits Army Of Fanatics For Holy Crusade To Reclaim Neighborhood
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SAN FRANCISCO—Declaring that the time had come for San Francisco’s chosen residents to rise up and take back the streets and cul-de-sacs that were rightfully theirs, Nextdoor CEO Sarah Friar reportedly began recruiting an army of fanatics Friday for a holy crusade to reclaim their neighborhood. “I call upon all…

SAN FRANCISCO—Declaring that the time had come for San Francisco’s chosen residents to rise up and take back the streets and cul-de-sacs that were rightfully theirs, Nextdoor CEO Sarah Friar reportedly began recruiting an army of fanatics Friday for a holy crusade to reclaim their neighborhood.

“Come brothers! Come sisters! Who among you will no longer abide logging on to Nextdoor only to see that yet another idolator has smashed a window three streets away? Who among you will no longer tolerate those who would debase our holy trash day? The heretics’ reign of terror ends now! Today we cut out the cancer so we can once more open our front doors to retrieve our Amazon packages without worrying that we’ll be slaughtered! For I have witnessed the Nextdoor forums, and yea, I know how...

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