Anyone else remember that time the Swedish Chef from the Muppets starred in a Doom clone?
wrote Crapshoot, a column about rolling the dice to bring random games back into the light. This week, it's time to start the music, it's time to light the lights. It's time to meet the Muppets, in this Muppet game tonight... or from about 18 years ago. One of the two.
It's your classic collection of minigames and movie clips thrown together, those games not being great and the movie clips being extremely short. Everything is wonderfully wrapped though, mostly with puns. How do you travel through a computer? On a Databus! How do you find your way around? With a Bitmap!
Death Defying Acts Of Culture! Imagine Angry Birds without the birds or the pigs or the landscape or the castles or the scenery or the anger and you've got a rough idea of this minigame, in which you launch Gonzo out of a cannon into a wall and occasionally a target while he plays royalty-free... ahem,"classical" music.
The problem with all of these games is that once seen, well, they've been seen, and Muppets Inside doesn't have a lot more meat to offer. You play the games to unlock the main map, from which you play the games again and again and again and again until finally you're done. Once everything is done and reconnected, Rizzo is finally able to beam everyone out... give or take a sandwich... and it's finally time to start the game properly. Start the music! Light the lights! It's time to meet the Muppets— "Several hours sooner would have been nice! Ho ho ho ho ho!", the CD-ROM also shipped with a load of icons and other gubbins to"Muppetize" your PC, which translated as 'make a bloody mess of it'. But never mind.
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