Maybe, I Do Need A Spell
If you had magical powers, why would you need any other spell?And who, for all that is fucking holy, would buy a cleaning spell? I mean, I guess if you’re a hoarder or something, you might need otherworldly intervention. In that case, I’d just go for the lottery spell, win millions, burn the hoarder house down and start over.
Need a good job spell. I don’t want to beat a dead horse here, but again, the magical powers spell would be way better than a good job. Why is “ritual” part of it? Why can’t it just be a money spell? If ritual is part of it, then I kind of think that means an animal sacrifice of some sort. Fuck that. I’m not making this part up, this is actually true. I’ve been at this job for 5 years now. I really like this boss. He’s a good guy.
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