Mariana Trench Once Again Named Worst Place To Raise Child

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Mariana Trench Once Again Named Worst Place To Raise Child
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NEW YORK—Parenting magazine released its annual list of the best and worst places to raise a child this week, once again naming the Mariana Trench—an undersea chasm located 36,000 feet beneath the western Pacific Ocean—as the least desirable location for rearing children.

magazine, the Mariana Trench’s nonexistent school system and utter darkness make it a less than ideal place to raise children.magazine released its annual list of the best and worst places to raise a child this week, once again naming the Mariana Trench—an undersea chasm located 36,000 feet beneath the western Pacific Ocean—as the least desirable location for rearing children.

“While the area does contain a low crime rate, that benefit is quickly negated by the Mariana Trench’s lack of a police department, not to mention fire, sanitation, highway, or public works departments,” the article continued.The Mariana Trench, with zero acres of community parkland, a median household income of $000,000.

“And if you’re looking for a decent pediatrician, you’re going to have your work cut out for you,” Norton added.The magazine’s editors found that with no community centers, golf courses, neighborhood gardens, or social outlets of any sort to speak of, there was little if anything to distract a mother or father from the extremely stressful lifestyle that would be typical of raising a family 5,269 fathoms beneath the sea.

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