Mariah vs. Martha?
What’s remarkable is that her annual omnipresence is, somehow, not irritating. We’re a society that scoffs when things become too mainstream, too popular, and too fun. Yet, anecdotally, that hasn’t seemed to happen with Carey’s yearly Christmas blitz. If there’s something “basic” about obsessing over Christmas, obsessing over a celebrity who is obsessed with Christmas is basic to exponential levels. To not feel embarrassed about that? It’s a holiday miracle. God bless us, everyone.
The reason for this stating of the obvious—Breaking: Mariah Carey is popular at Christmas—is that it’s. Halloween is over, it’s November, and it’s permissible to think about the holidays. Everything was running as planned until pop culture’sholiday royalty derailed things. An early Christmas treat for all of us: Martha Stewart and Mariah Carey are feuding.
Listen, everything about this “feud” is dumb and not real. But I cherish such distraction as I skip through life towards the apocalyptic abyss.
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