There’s exactly one reason I know about JoJo Siwa and it’s because of this Instagram video. New SNL cast member Chloe Fineman both blessed and cursed my life forever with her impersonation of the teen pop star, and jettisoned me into the dark corner of the pop culture universe inhabited by Siwanatorz (what her fans call themselves and also coincidentally the name of one of the armies of dark angels waiting to decimate humanity at the onslaught of the apocalypse).
, in which there appears to be enough JoJo Siwa merchandise to bury me alive under, eventually stripping my soul from my body and capturing it in the Master Bow I’m sure she syphons her strength from.
We’re then led into the “fun room” complete with a candy bar because, as JoJo points out shouting directly into the camera, “It’house we have to have a candy bar” which I have to imagine is not the first nor will it be the last time that exact phrase echoes throughout the hall of her domain .
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