See what happens when a Vogue editor wears BALENCIAGA's heeled green Croc
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What’s one way to never ever get hit on? Easy! Wear Balenciaga’s Croc Madame, their heeled green Croc. The piece made its bulbous rubber debut for spring 2022 and promptly went viral. A heel on a Croc? People hate/love to see it. Fast forward a year later, I’ve put this unsightly butrubber clog, which retails for $625, on my dainty princess-like feet. With a denim skirt, black tights, and a leopard print shirt, no less.
This isn’t the first time I’ve test-driven a Balenciaga ugly shoe. My phalanges are used to the Maison’s eccentric soles. Last year, I walked around in, a collaboration with the techy Vibram’s FiveFinger. I felt weirdly sexy in them, almost animalistic. Something about having each toe visibly defined adds a bit of naughtiness that a standard boot just can’t do.
Unlike Balenciaga’s Vibram’s FiveFinger boots, I can’t say I felt peak hot-girl in the Croc Madame. A Croc is a statement in and of itself, and a heeled version is even more extreme. It’s essentially a Croc on a pedestal—and that, of course, turns heads. I surely got attention from people when I wore it. “Is that the….?” one of my colleagues asked as I strolled through the office. Another colleague stopped me in the cafeteria.
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