I Want to Become the Kind of Woman Who Throws Snakes At Her Pursuers

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I Want to Become the Kind of Woman Who Throws Snakes At Her Pursuers
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A woman in Florida was running from the police and threw a snake at them.

It was only a matter of time that I found out about theFlorida woman who threw a snake at the police officers who accused of her of engaging in a high-speed car cash. When the

was approached by police, reports say she threw a snake at a deputy in a perhaps misguided attempt to avoid arrest. She was taken into police custody and, later, police discovered the snake was made of rubber.While I don’t condone getting into a high-speed car chase and injuring bystanders with your car, throwing a snake at a deputy trying to detain and arrest you is objectively funny.

I’ve had the worst week and this snake appearance couldn’t have come at a better time. My younger dog has a GI infection she can’t seem to shake, so I’ve been cleaning dog poop out of my rugs every day around 4 a.m. My older dog has cancer again. Myso did my team in the NBA conference finals. I was so happy to read about a rubber snake getting thrown.

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