In newyorkerhumor, Lydia Tár waxes poetic about a three-layer bean dip.
A riddle. That’s what this is. A question, asked not with words but with the grammar of cheese, refried beans, and sour cream. Asked not in anger—though the spicesquicken one’s heart rate—but in urgency. And what is that question? “Why?” Why risk blending these ingredients? Why fly so close to the sun? Why create a finger food that challenges the heavens?That was a joke. Humor, much like the very food we’re discussing, provides comfort. Or so I’m told. But, then again . . .
Now we’re discovering something. We’re explorers, and our pointy tortilla chip is a shovel. Or perhaps it’s a spear, foisted by Spartans bravely plunging into a melee of Breakstone’s and Goya. Stop smiling. It’s neither of those. The tortilla chip is the penis. Unless it’s a Tostitos Scoop, in which case it is the vagina.. Once a simple avocado. Inert. Waiting. It is only after it harmonizes with the beans and cheese that the guacamole reaches its fullest potential.
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