Ordering a bagel shouldn't be intimidating. We've put together a helpful FAQ
Now what? Photo: Stan Honda/AFP via Getty Images It happens with alarming regularity: Someone takes to social media to openly express their admiration for an unusual bagel order. Then, the New Yorkers pounce. They say things like, “The only acceptable bagel order is an everything bagel that’s exactly six minutes out of the oven at this one tiny bagel shop in, like Coney Island or Ridgewood or wherever.
But is there really a wrong way to order a bagel? For anyone who’s worried, Grub Street has put together this helpful FAQ.What if I order wrong? Will I be ostracized and forced to live somewhere like Ohio, where I can enjoy my strawberry cream cheese in peace? If you tweet about an unusual preference, you will be forced to endure unkind responses, but that is true of literally any topic you could imagine.But okay, so I know plain bagels, sesame bagels, and everything bagels are acceptable. What about poppy seed? Or egg? It’s fun that they’re yellow!
Bagel shops wouldn’t make those flavors if people didn’t buy them. As the musician Sturgill Simpson once sang, “There’s a reason they make chocolate and vanilla, too.” Order whatever you want!That combination still sounds weird to Grub Street, but if you like it, go for it!It’s true. And yes, even Grub Street couldn’t resist dunking on the mayor’s apparent penchant for whole-wheat dough and lots of cream cheese. We rushed to judgement, but with the benefit of hindsight, it honestly seems fine.
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