Our annual Halloween mask has been revealed! We've written plenty about Anderson High School alumnus Alex Jones as he's gone from Austin Access TV freak to conspiracist. For the first time we make him our cover boy. Find out how to be a clown like him:
"Austin's renowned village idiot.""90% poseur and 110% asshole, which definitely makes him larger than life." Over the past 30 years, we've written plenty about Anderson High School Class of '93 alumnus Alex Jones as he's had his glow-up from Austin Access TV freak to internationally renowned conspiracist. But he's never been on our cover until now, and in the most fitting way possible.
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