From Johnny Depp simps to publicly horny grandpas to Nutter Butter's social media person, we’re putting some new offenders behind metaphorical bars this year.
“Behind every man facing down credible accusations of abuse, assault, or the like, stands droves of deluded women all too willing to ensure he doesn’t fall.” Just kidding. That’s not a real saying, but as Jezebel’s resident court-watcher, it should be! In the last year, scores of famous men met their accusers in the halls of justice or announced their plans to do so. And in case you weren’t watching as closely as I’ve been, they—somehow—still have fans.
R. Kelly, Marilyn Manson, and last but certainly not least, Johnny Depp, still have legions of loyalists—many of whom are women attracted to them despite truly horrifying allegations of violence...against women. My bizarre taste in the opposite sex is well-documented. But frankly, I cannot fathom lining up outside of a courthouse—in costume, or holding a poster board—to support someone accused of hurting another woman, not to mention a man who hasn’t been hot since 2007.
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