Fox News host Greg Gutfeld acknowledged a Democrat finally addressed a real concern when New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker announced his 'sugar-free summer' on 'Gutfeld!'
He's talking about sugar, which leads to obesity, which leads to death or worse, 80-year-old women in bikinis. Who would sneak that photo into my monologue? Sexist, Kat.
So Booker bringing it up makes him my favorite Democrat, which I know is like saying my favorite proctologist, who is Gary. I go once a month. He has great hands. But Booker's challenge is practical and positive. It's also free. Maybe this is only what politicians should do since they suck at everything else. They have no idea how to reduce inflation or crime. So why not try our love handles? And he's got a point. America uses tax dollars to make sugar cheap.
I'm really criticizing me, which I desperately need, because being the host of two hit TV shows and an international sex symbol, I can't lose this girlish figure. So I not only credit Booker for doing something proactive, I'm also going to take the challenge. So from now on to Labor Day, I'm going without added or processed sugar. Now I'm not including wine, of course, since it is a fruit. And I'm going to sweeten the pot, pun intended.
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