If you're cold, the twink is cold.
While most sensible people are bundling up for freezing temperatures, Timotheé Chalamet is descending on red carpets across the globe without a shirt, freezing his twink ass off.earlier in the week, Mr. Willy sported a candy-colored Tom Ford velvet suit from his Spring 2024 collection. The temperature on the premiere red carpet was roughly 37 degrees Fahrenheit.
As a mesh top with no bra expert, even in the wintertime, I can sympathize with his inability to not serve lukewarm Berlin vibes in public. That said, there’s nothing worse than the rash I get on my boobs from the abrasive polyester weave! I’d suggest his assistant pick up my personal remedy, Aquaphor, which I keep myself lubed up with through February at the least.
Of course, it’d be hypocritical to single him out on a red carpet were he not the only one without a proper t-shirt or sport coat. Being famous is, at times, unfair like that. And who’s around to cry when Chanel sends the girls out with mini skirts in November? Still, look at this lineup with his co-stars — jackets and sweaters galore! It’s almost enough to make a jaded observer like myself weep.
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