PORTSMOUTH, NH—Insisting that the statement had simply slipped out of his mouth before he could stop himself, embarrassed Seacoast Ventures employee Kevin Bryant told reporters Tuesday that he had accidentally said “Hello” to his coworker instead of “I feel like crying all the time.” “Oh God, I totally misspoke back…
PORTSMOUTH, NH—Insisting that the statement had simply slipped out of his mouth before he could stop himself, embarrassed Seacoast Ventures employee Kevin Bryant told reporters Tuesday that he had accidentally said “Hello” to his coworker instead of “I feel like crying all the time.
“Sarah was totally cool about it, and she knew that when I blurted out ‘See you later,’ I obviously meant to say ‘I’m drowning. I’m drowning. I’m drowning. I’m drowning. I’m drowning. I’m drowning. I’m drowning. God, help me. Someone please, please help. Help.’ Yikes.
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