I didn't think I'd be pulling a boob out for a rowdy preschooler, but my son and I were fighting more than stares in public.
.” With this news, nursing moms were the heroes of the day. The vaxxed and lactating sold their milk online. Those who had recently weaned attempted to relactate. Moms snuck breastmilk into their older kids’ cereal! Older kids cringed when they found out about it! It was
Though it’s common in other places around the world to nurse a child to school-age, we don’t see it much in 2022 America, where breasts are still so sexualized it’s . Most exciting of all, nursing gives me a faster metabolism and bigger boobs. If there were a drug for that, it’d be more in demand than the covid pill.Not that it’s all health miracles and D cups. Sometimes it sucks. And occasionally bites. As he’ll proudly tell you, my son is now three-and-a-quarter, and breastfeeding him has gotten a little awkward for everyone—except my mom, who is thrilled I’ve turned out to be just as much of a hippie as her.