Remember to fall to the ground clutching your chest if a salesperson addresses you
The guy exudes a strange aroma of frenetic technical fervor, and looks to be salivating over the enhanced properties of their cloud offering. Too late, the Boss attempts to edge away slowly but his sales guy just takes up the slack, so it looks like a slow motion pawn-king endgame.
When he sees the inevitable checkmate, the Boss starts looking for a victim to castle with. I duck behind a large sign board and look around for the PFY, but he's gone. A large potted plant in the far corner of the conference center appears to have gained mass, though. "Well, I think I should probably bring my technical people in on this," the Boss says, making a beeline for the potted plant, while I dash back to the bar.There's not a lot of time, so I slip the barman a 20 quid note."GIVE THIS MAN SOME AIR!" I say, striding over – but the Klingon is still orbiting."I ... Nothing," the Klingon says, backing away into the shadows, knowing full well that potential personal liability checkmates sales commissions.
"Get the AED!" I urge him, pointing at a large plastic box with a heart on it that I recently placed on the bar ... Fifteen minutes later the PFY and I are enjoying a couple of chilled bottles of lager from the"AED" in the peace and quiet of the conference center's medical room, waiting for an ambulance that was never called. Through a gap in the frosted glass I can see the Klingon has spotted the Boss again.
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