Bird That Can Read Everyone’s Thoughts Welcomed As Keynote Speaker Of Psychedelics Conference

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Bird That Can Read Everyone’s Thoughts Welcomed As Keynote Speaker Of Psychedelics Conference
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PORTLAND, OR—Closing out a highly anticipated series of lectures, talks, and panels on the topic of hallucinogenic drugs in contemporary society, the Portland Psychedelic Science Conference’s keynote address was delivered Wednesday by a bird that could read everyone’s thoughts, according to witnesses. “Every line of…

PORTLAND, OR—Closing out a highly anticipated series of lectures, talks, and panels on the topic of hallucinogenic drugs in contemporary society, the Portland Psychedelic Science Conference’s keynote address was delivered Wednesday by a bird that could read everyone’s thoughts, according to witnesses.

“It was like it knew what I was thinking before I did, and then it made me think it. But it sounded like my own voice. It was telling me its bird-words without a sound, and when I looked around, I, too, could read everyone’s minds, and they were all experiencing the same thing. At one point, the bird grew really big and laid a cosmic egg that radiated pure positivity and love.

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