Lucas uses his Ask Lucas column warmonger over the eels who are lurking in our plumbing to attack civilians. It's a real problem.
. Not knowing how eels reproduce makes it harder to make a meaningful dent in their populations.
We’re also unsure why they’re attacking. Perhaps it’s because they know how delicious they taste on sushi, and they think that by attacking us in the bathroom, it will ruin our appetite for them. All that we know for sure is that they travel through our plumbing lines and are incredibly violent. In the short term, I’d recommend bringing rubber boots and the largest gun you can find into the bathroom every time you have to go . You’ll be insulated from the electrical shock, and also be able to retaliate The American Way, with buckshot.Past questions
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