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Once we got there it was obvious that he was invited solo, as there was no table card for me.
My father once said, “There’s always someone at a wedding who shouldn’t be there.” In that instance it was me!My sisters had each just had their firstborns.The other photos were of my husband’s buxom cousin and her cleavage. Sigh.The first song at my uncle’s second wedding: David Lee Roth’s cover of “Just a Gigolo.”My friend and his date, Sheila, were heavily making out on the dance floor. Sheila later hit on multiple other guests and then told my mom how hot she thought the groom was.
At the reception, one niece ran circles around the room, and then vomited on herself on the dais at the front of the room during the meal.The bride’s mom caught my buddy and his date in a delicate position in the bridal suite .Drunk Uncle cleared his throat, produced a page he’d ripped out of his hotel room’s Bible, and began.On the receiving line at my wedding, one of the guests told me, “If I had known you didn’t have a nice dress, I would have lent you mine.
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