American Airlines Introduces New Nonstop Flights Directly Into Side Of Mountain

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American Airlines Introduces New Nonstop Flights Directly Into Side Of Mountain
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FORT WORTH, TX—In response to skyrocketing consumer demand, American Airlines introduced new nonstop flights directly into the side of a mountain, sources confirmed Thursday. “Beginning this weekend, American Airlines customers will now be able to book convenient one-way trips that will transport them from over 30…

Airlines introduced new nonstop flights directly into the side of a mountain, sources confirmed Thursday. “Beginning this weekend, American Airlines customers will now be able to book convenient one-way trips that will transport them from over 30 U.S.

American Airlines unveiled its new service offerings, Southwest Airlines reportedly introduced a competing slate of flights from over two dozen airports that fly straight up into the sky and never come down.

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