My husband is a guy who has never worn anything on his person that wasn’t clothing. No stud in his ear, no rings or chains or bracelets
. Not even one of those leather wrist thongs that every cool guy seems to wear. His one concession would be to wear a watch – practical not decorative – but even his watches seem to get lost.
As we start to pack up our various wedding paraphernalia he is uncharacteristically quiet and then he suddenly stops and says. “I’m afraid I have to tell you something.” My heart stops – “It’s a little late for confessions.” I tell him dryly. “What have you done?!”“It was really tight so I put it on my pinkie finger and it might have come off while I was in the shower.”
“There is no way that ring could fall down through these slats. It’s too wide a band, it would have to do some crazy contortions to get through the first grill and then down this one.” I get my cell phone flashlight and squint into the drain. “I really don’t think it’s here. Are you sure you had it on in the shower?”
That night at home I glance over and see something moving between his fingers like he’s practicing a coin trick.“Maybe.” Spoken with just a tinge of defiance.“I’ll get it fixed.” He promises me.
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