A giant dong-shaped smoke cloud is exposing itself over Toronto Toronto
points out a particularly worrying quality about the smoke blowing over the area today — no, it's nothing to do with its potential to cause adverse health effects, but instead its amusingly phallic shape, which is prompting some comedic gems.
"I do not like where this is going," a Redditor quipped along with an image of the smoke forecast for the GTA this afternoon. The screenshot of the moving radar map shows a dark, round blob of dense particulate matter over the Buffalo and Niagara region, with a less dense projection reaching over Toronto and more northwesterly Ontario suburbs.
Of course, people are comparing the shape of the plume to genitalia, with such zingers as"Toronto is getting the shaft" and"smoke is stored in the balls" populating the comment section. "The air quality down there is definitely taint-ed," one person joked of Buffalo."Georgian Bay is just getting the tip," another piped up.
As some jumped in to report finding ashfall in their area this morning, others responded with"I believe it! I could feel the ash in my mouth" and"There's a joke about eating ash here, but I'm not gonna make it."
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