'Sorry we're late, my husband had to drive around the parking lot 5 times till he found a spot he liked.'
Me: great, I got myself and the kids ready and everything’s packed up and we’ll actually be on time if we leave right this second, let’s get in the car-I thought I was happily married & then my husband put the toilet paper on the wrong way.My wife likes to unload the dishwasher and put them all onto the kitchen counter ...
go do something else and then forget about them all stacked up jenga style 🤦♀️Marriage is basically cleaning the kitchen and then walking away for 2 seconds and then coming back and seeing the kitchen is destroyed again and getting super annoyed over and over again until you die.After 22 years my best marriage advice is don't marry someone who sets his two phones and alarm clock to go off at 5min intervals and then always hits snooze for at least an hour.
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