'my boyfriend just called to tell me he's eating an orange he found in a parking lot and I'm now realizing we're going to have to have a discussion about 'found ground food.'' —@nastywomanatlaw
"my boyfriend just called to tell me he's eating an orange he found in a parking lot and I'm now realizing we're going to have to have a discussion about 'found ground food.'" —@nastywomanatlawGood news, everyone — Twitter has been pretty fun again recently, just like the old days! Exhibit A: these 22 funny tweets by women from the past week.
NYT Connections loves trying to call me uneducated over and over again. Tinder grinder bumble and hinge? Nice try, i learned my lesson after sponge bob square pants my boyfriend just called to tell me he's eating an orange he found in a parking lot and I'm now realizing we're going to have to have a discussion about"found ground food".every time i have an “i’m back in high school/college and have to go to a class i’ve been skipping all semester” dream my dream self thinks “man its pretty weird i always dream about this and now it’s actually happening”.
South Africa Latest News, South Africa Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
26 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (Feb. 17-23)Elyse Wanshel is a reporter for HuffPost, based in New York. She previously worked as a humor/nightlife columnist for the Miami New Times and misses Cuban coffee and croquetas dearly.
Read more »
MTA grasps at solution after ‘hack’ against heavily-mocked subway fare gates goes viralEuropean-style train hit the Big Apple subway system Thursday — but some straphangers were ready to close the door on the experimental cars’ “open gangway” design. The first passengers were enamored with the shiny C-line cars’ bright lights and digital screens, but divided over the cutting-edge accordion layout as the Metropolitan Transportation Authority unveiled the biggest change to the transit system in a generation.
Read more »
Utah tennis phenom goes viral for resemblance to 49ers superstarThe Kansas City Chiefs may have Taylor Swift, but their opponent in Sunday's Super Bowl have a teenage tennis phenom from Farmington who has blown up on social media.
Read more »
Francesca and Martin Scorsese Bring Their Viral Father-Daughter Act to the Super BowlThe director’s daughter exclusively speaks to VF about their new Squarespace collaboration, the Scorsese films she hasn’t seen, and what it’s like growing up in a famous family: “I didn’t know that people didn’t really like nepo babies very much.”
Read more »
Viral photo of frozen moose explained by man who snapped itA photo of a dead moose standing upright near Talkeetna that made the rounds on social media this week may have reached a reasonable conclusion.
Read more »
Taylor Swift’s Reaction To Travis Kelce & Kansas City Chiefs Winning Super Bowl LVIII Goes ViralAll eyes were on Taylor Swift throughout the Super Bowl LVIII broadcast. The singer was at Allegiant Stadium cheering on Travis Kelce and the Kansas City Chiefs.
Read more »