Everyone in this post is a linguistic genius.
Don't be boring with your midlife crisis and buy a sports car 👎🏼 Go hard. Learn magic. Lease a falcon. Start a cult. Are people worried about you? Sure. But are they also a little curious? Yeah man sign them up for the cult, you gotta make those falcon payments.I love the way"building a house with their butthole" rolls off the tongue. I do NOT like the mental image it evokes.
how am i supposed to believe humans are the dominant species when a spider is over here building a house with their butthole
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