'My wife talks in her sleep. And not like, 'I forgot milk.' More like, 'Do you think hot dogs are steak dicks?''
"He sleeps with pieces of tissue in his ears because he believes his ears leak wax. I've never seen this happen.""I found it gross in the beginning, but seven years in, I just pick up those tissue bits from the bedroom floor without bother.""My wife talks in her sleep. And not like, 'I forgot milk.' More like, 'Do you think hot dogs are steak dicks?'"'My favorite was when my wife said, in her sleep, 'You’re not gonna make it.
He then hangs the towel over the shower rod so I always have to move his booger towel in order to shower. Sometimes his boogers even fall off into the tub. Just yuck, dude!""My wife brushes her teeth, then goes to pee. Then she comes to bed, we talk for 20 minutes, and she gets up to pee again. We talk for five minutes after that, I turn over, close my eyes, and go to sleep...then I hear the toilet flush again.
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