18 Things That Actually Happened On 'Riverdale' This Week

South Africa News News

18 Things That Actually Happened On 'Riverdale' This Week
South Africa Latest News,South Africa Headlines
  • 📰 BuzzFeed
  • ⏱ Reading Time:
  • 51 sec. here
  • 2 min. at publisher
  • 📊 Quality Score:
  • News: 24%
  • Publisher: 51%

'Riverdale is a town born in blood…and it has bathed in it ever since.'

We begin with an extremely weird quote from Jugdead, the voice of our generation. Like, I'm pretty sure A) nobody thinks life is an Agatha Christie novel??? and B) life is absolutely not messier than one — unless you live in Riverdale, the murder capital of the world, I guess.2.

The show finally remembers that these four humans have been living in the same house this whole time!Betty gets a call from Yale saying, basically, that she gets to take her"dead" boyfriend's spot, which is ~exactly~ how college admissions works. I'm pretty sure Betty wasAlice is working on a documentary called, which is interesting because after approx. 18,000 murders in her small town and being married to a serial killer, THIS is the one she's documenting, but whatever.4.

Nana Rose is back, and we all need to start listening to Nana because she HAS SEEN SOME SHIT!!!! I also love that every sentence out of Nana Rose's mouth is some deranged statement about blood and fire and demons. I love her.Pop Tate is also interviewed for the documentary, and you get the feeling this guy just wanted to be jolly and serve up burgers and milkshakes like his family before him.Also…is that a wedding ring??? Who is Pop's spouse? GIVE ME THE WHOLE TATE FAMILY, PLEASE.

We have summarized this news so that you can read it quickly. If you are interested in the news, you can read the full text here. Read more:

BuzzFeed /  🏆 730. in US

South Africa Latest News, South Africa Headlines

Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.

18 Non-Basic Jackets You Can Wear Through Summer18 Non-Basic Jackets You Can Wear Through SummerPop this over an LBD for your next date night.
Read more »

Ty Burrell Felt Emotionally 18 As Modern Family EndedTy Burrell Felt Emotionally 18 As Modern Family EndedTy Burrell appeared on Good Morning America to talk about ending Modern Family after 11 seasons
Read more »

18 Ways to Build Mental Wellness18 Ways to Build Mental WellnessThere will always be bad mornings, bad days, or bad weeks, but building these practices into your life can reduce anxiety and improve your outlook
Read more »

18 Erotic Novels to Read Now You're Over 'Fifty Shades'18 Erotic Novels to Read Now You're Over 'Fifty Shades'Mr. Grey shouldn't be the only man on your bookshelf.
Read more »



Render Time: 2025-04-05 01:03:23